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Cover design by Johnny Murdoc

So here’s my little literary swindle: remember the story poll I ran a month or so back? Well, if you want to read the story about getting gang banged by a high school football team (it’s called “Athletic Supporter”) you have to pay for it – it’s included in my just-released ebook, Str8 But Curious.

I know, I’m a dick! But whatever, this is the new reality of things. If you pay the modest (but not too modest, think of it like purchasing a McDonald’s value meal that gives you an orgasm) $4.99 purchase price you will also get a second new story, and this one’s called “My Best Friend’s Boyfriend,” a title that should hopefully speak for itself, but there’s an excerpt below if you’re curious.

Str8 But Curious also includes a nonfiction introduction (which is probably the best thing in the book in my opinion) and a curated collection of my best straight-ish guy stories.

Please note that the book is currently only available on Amazon but in the next day or so I hope to have a pdf version available for those who don’t have one of those newfangled Kindle devices (people like me, in other words). I’ll let you know. In the meantime, read some of “My Best Friend’s Boyfriend” below.

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“I Want Your Fluids”

Repost from old blog, 2/16/2009So has everyone seen the BBC documentary about women who have loving, sexual relationships with objects like banisters and the Berlin Wall? If not, you must:

Married to the Eiffel Tower

It’s my bad blogger habit to just assume that everyone is exposed to the same shit as me. Everytime I talk to one of my friends about this they have no idea what I’m talking about, so I end up showing it to them and watching it all over again.

Of course I laughed at it at first (and still do), but the more I watch these special ladies the more I find them so strangely endearing. For starters, what could be more harmless than fucking an object? These ladies aren’t hurting anyone. My favorite part is when they’re at the amusement park, and while the one lady is rubbing Mr. 1001 Nacht’s oil on her face, the other one wanders off and has a chance encounter with a very attractive fence. She doesn’t waste any time, either – just straddles that sucker and goes to town! I love it.

What’s so fascinating about their desire, I think, is that it comes from a place we can all relate to. My friend Sera and I got to discussing what object of our own we would be screwing if we “went that way.” Mine would probably be my new laptop. I just got it this Fall, and I’m always wiping it down with this special microfiber cloth to keep it fingerprint-free and clean.

I have this crazy impulse to try my hand at an objectosexual porno story. I think I could do it. Stay tuned. Or don’t.

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E-book Imminent


Hello there!

Behold the cover for my new e-book, designed by the peerless writer/book cover maker Johnny Murdoc. Str8 But Curious is a compendium of my best “straight-ish guy” stories. Most importantly it contains two brand new stories featuring fuckable (but not quite lovable) straight bait. Plus a nonfiction introduction by yours truly!

I’m still working on it but intend to have it available by August 15th (give or take a day or two probably). It will be available for Amazon Kindle and also as a pdf.

So yeah! Have a great day,

Natty Soltesz

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Your Friday Nifty Experience

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He said, “We’ll both ask our girlfriends. We’ll both see how it feels.” He walked away from me, and I was pleased that he’d apparently finished.

Then he said, almost as a throwaway remark, “And if they both refuse, well… we can do each other, can’t we?”

Read Ben Pays Up by Sebastian Wallace

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Bruno B.

Repost from old blog, 6/26/2009

I got the latest issue of my Favorite Magazine, Handjobs, in the mail yesterday (Handjobs pays for stories in trade, so I submit a story every time I need to update my subscription).

Handjobs has presented a lot of great erotic artists over the years – it was where Josman got his first real exposure – but there’s a story in this issue called “Cosmic Love” that really blew my mind. The artist – Bruno B. – has done stories for Handjobs before, and I thought they were interesting but not that much up my alley. He favors swarthy, rotund older men drawn manga style.

But the thing about “Cosmic Love” that impressed me is its outrageous use of color. The premise is bizarre and sort of hot, too – a variation on anime tentacle-rape scenarios.

Buy this issue if you can.

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Your Friday Nifty Experience

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“When did you know?”, I asked finally.

He didn’t answer right away but did glance at me with a devlish grin on his face. “I started to notice that you always seemed to be around when I was gonna be taking my clothes off, like you wanted to see or something. That’s when I started to suspect.”

We walked on in silence a while longer the lush smell of the forest all around. “I didn’t like it at first, but I figured it didn’t really matter.”, Don said finally.

Read My Sister’s Husband by Webb

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Backwoods Non-Update Update

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So here it is, summer, and I have nothing to report about the state of Backwoods. It’s in book limbo – everything is completed (though I’m sure it could use some editing), but no action is being taken to get it out in the world.

I anticipated this. My publisher set the summer release date, but I promoted that date more as an article of faith to hopefully get things moving faster. I always assumed I wouldn’t see the release until at least the fall, now I’m thinking it’ll come out by the tail end of 2011, but I haven’t had any contact with the publisher in months so I really have no clue. Hey, it’s an indie press. I’m sure they’re overworked and barely paid.

In any case, here’s another detail from Michael Kirwan’s illustrations. Michael has a pretty fantastic-looking book of his own coming out next month (August) that may feature some of the illustrations he did for Backwoods. Check it out here.

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Your Friday Nifty Experience

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“That’s not bad, but I always prefer a mouth,” he said. “Shit, it has
been almost a week since I shot a load. My chick got all shy and stuff
when we got back here. She left right after we heard you.” I watched as
Tony reached down and grabbed his cock. It was starting to get hard. I
know my eyes widened at the sight because Tony laughed at me again. Then suddenly his voice dropped.

“Ever seen a guy with a hard on before?”

Read Tony and Dave by Percxyz@aol.com

(Thanks to Horny in Brooklyn for the tip).

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Still Alive

My disinterest in this blog is starting to worry me, but here are some facts:

1) I still don’t have an internet connection at home (and I sort of enjoy it that way).

2) I’m still writing. I wrote two stories in the past two months and I’ve got another in the works.

3) I’m still internet active on Facebook and Tumblr. So check those out.

Thanks!

Natty

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