By now my cock was starting to thicken up: still hanging downwards but definitely growing chunkier. He looked up at me, still smiling, and said, “I can smell where she’s dribbled into your bush, man. That means she must have ridden your cock. She sat on you didn’t she?” Read “Desperate Daniel” by Sebastian Wallace
9 CommentsEver hear of a Brojob?: Think about this scenario. Imagine you’re having a boy’s night out at a friend’s apartment. Playing some poker, shooting the sh!t, all of that. Pop in a movie, have some beers, you know the drill. Now the night is getting to that point where everyone’s just completely chilled out, not […]
1 CommentTwo great new songs from two of my favorite bands = a good day: Deerhunter – “Helicopters” Belle & Sebastian – Write About Love promo (ft. “I Want the World to Stop”) And while I’m at it, this one’s pretty great too (the song and the video) – Royksopp, “The Drug”
2 CommentsThis isn’t going to be one of those stories. You know that kind of story. The kind of story where some teenager with a fourteen-foot cock bangs his older brother and then all the neighborhood kids and Justin Timberlake join in. Read “What’s Up, Dude?” by jpm 770
2 CommentsRepost from old blog, 12/28/2007 This happens to me from time to time. I still remember my first true porn crush – his name was Blake, and he was featured in a trashy Old Reliable rag I found in a Phoenix porno shop, during those heady first days of gay self-discovery. I thought he was […]
1 CommentMost TV shows are after the unexpected. They want to create that water cooler moment that brings you back the next week, still buzzing about what you saw before. John Locke was in a wheelchair. Livia Soprano takes out a hit on her son. Michael Scott drives a car into a lake. The secretary runs […]
1 CommentFor you: Stifler’d, a story that depicts Seann William Scott as the voracious, bossy bottom we all know hope he is while presenting an examination of post-9/11 American ennui. Never say I don’t give you your money’s worth around here. (What money, you ask? That’s up to you.) But seriously, I had a great time writing […]
7 CommentsAnother Backwoods illustration detail, cause it’s Saturday. Michael’s sent me five by now, all are fantastic, and more are on the way…
2 CommentsAs I said, normally I would be all over this fellow, but he was Kathy’s boyfriend still (they always got back together eventually-I think she liked to give her vag a break for a week or so). I told him to calm down, that he was drunk, to quit being silly. He told me that […]
4 CommentsRepost from old blog, 9/22/2007I read Blake Nelson’s novel Girl when I was in high school (back in the day, devouring my girl friend’s used copies of Sassy in study hall). I enjoyed it a great deal (a novel about teens with sex and drugs!), but Nelson fell off my radar until recently, when I […]
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