New Story Alert!

For you: Stifler’d, a story that depicts Seann William Scott as the voracious, bossy bottom we all know hope he is while¬†presenting an examination of post-9/11 American ennui. ¬†Never say I don’t give you your money’s worth around here. (What money, you ask? That’s up to you.)

But seriously, I had a great time writing this – thanks to all who voted and hope you enjoy.