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Story Situation Poll Results

Congratulations, pollsters: you did the right thing. I know I pushed for the Seann William Scott/Stifler story, but truth be told I voted for the ill-fated story about a tanning salon clerk. But that’s cool – apparently THREE OTHER PEOPLE think it’s a good idea, too (even my devoted bf suggested I nix it). What […]

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The Mystery

I was asked at lunch today who or what I worshipped. The question was asked sincerely, and in the same spirit I responded that I worshipped whatever there might be outside knowledge. I worship the void. The mystery. —Roger Ebert

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Fuck you, Caribou Coffee

Read some of the bullshit on these cups.  Caribou Coffee has this trash printed all over the window of their store, which I walk by most everyday.  It never fails to fill me with rage:  “Give your change to charity,”  “Plant lots of trees,” “Have a favorite charity,” “Indulge in CHOCOLATE therapy.”  The one I […]

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Story Situation Poll

This summer I started working on a series of nonfiction stories for a chapbook my friend is going to put out, tentatively titled Sex Makes Life.  Before that I was working on my college stories book, tentatively titled College Town U.S.A. But I put both of those projects aside recently to finish up a top-secret project […]

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Vellekoop

Just informed by Drub’s blog that one of Canada’s finest, Maurice Vellekoop, has a website and blog. There’s lots to peruse here but I might as well just link you to the porn. Vellekoop has a way with color as well as sexy men, and his ABC Book is a must-own.

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Conspiracy Theorizing

From Wikipedia: Jeremy Blake (October 4, 1971 – July 17, 2007) was an American digital artist and painter.  [He] created the painted abstract hallucination scenes in the 2002 Paul Thomas Anderson film Punch Drunk Love, and contributed artwork and video for Beck’s album Sea Change. Blake was the boyfriend of filmmaker, cultural critic and pioneering […]

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Second Thoughts

Repost from old blog, 10/20/2006: As far as incest porn is concerned, this post is quite outdated. Today I was getting ready for work when I realized that some of my porn had finally downloaded. I opened it up for a quick look, and saw something completely new for the first time: I saw twin […]

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Nifty Day

Note: This was a post I originally created for Dennis Cooper’s blog, where it was published on 7/31/2009 The Nifty Erotic Stories Archive is a web resource that comprises a vast collection of erotic fiction involving alternative sexualities (mostly gay male, but also bestiality, bisexual, lesbian, and transgender). It started as a personal archive of […]

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Posting for Posting’s Sake

Sorry for the lack of posts lately.  Can’t really say why I’m on a downswing, it just happens.  In fact I’m sort of overdue for posting a new story (I used my Butt Magazine story as an unofficial stopgap).  I will soon. Besides that I’m just having a summer.  Rob Wolfsham just visited me and […]

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Worst Gay Porn Device

Film Edition: A dominant man (DomMan) is forcing an unwilling man (PussyBoy) to his knees.  “Suck my cock, boy!” DomMan bellows.  PussyBoy whines and thrashes about but falls to his knees just the same.  “No, no, I won’t do it!” he says.  DomMan takes out his hard dick.  He grabs PussyBoy by the back of […]

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