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My Boyfriend’s Horny Brothers

We did another round of shots. Lee asked me, “Have you ever slept with guys as hot as us?”

“You mean not including Joe?” I said.

“Joe’s not as hot as us,” Mike said, lifting up his shirt to expose his cut abs.

“Fuck, I don’t know. I guess not.”

“That’s what we thought,” Lee said. “So…you want to?”

Knows Best

The problem with Dad is that he’s so good at hiding it. When Mom’s around, Dad never gives his son a nod or a wink or any indication of anything. Even when his boy prances around in his little blue shorts, Dad never lets on that he’s got a boner growing inside his pants.

Boyfriend/Girlfriend

“If we could do it with each other, that’d be so fucking perfect.”

“Huh?” I said. The comment took me completely off guard. “Make out with each other?”

“Yeah,” Mark said. “Like if one of us was a girl. We could have sex, like, whenever we wanted.”

Hide the Salami

“You wanna try it?”

“I guess so. How?”

“It’s really fun. We have to take our clothes off first though.”