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New Story Alert!

I’ve got a new story up on Butt Magazine’s blog. I used to write a lot more about my true-life escapades (back when I was a youngster and had a lot of true-life escapades) and I’d share that stuff now if it wasn’t so embarrassing to me (both for the dumb and dangerous things I […]

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Recent Notebook

Idea inspired by/stolen from Johnny Murdoc.  These are two pages from a story called “Dumpster Letter” which is tentatively part of the book I’m working on. Can you even read this?  Rob Wolfsham says that Johnny writes like a serial killer.  I think I write like a teenage girl on Valium.

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Straight Bud Weekly Rim and Blow

Straight Bud Weekly Rim and Blow Saved from perfection only because of the gay porn playing off-camera (though I like that the presumably straight bud seems to get off on it).  That the cocksucker seems mentally impaired only adds to the mystery. Via FreshHotness

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God Bless Ebert

As I fell into the rhythm of the words, as I savored the way Dickens was planting his signposts for the development of the plot, as I watched him create unforgettable characters in a page or two, I felt a kind of peace. This wasn’t hectic. I wasn’t skittering around here and there. I wasn’t […]

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Nobody likes you.

Repost from old blog, 12/28/2006 Nobody likes you. Nobody enjoys you. Nobody wants to hang out with you. The phone doesn’t ring. You could call, but that would be imposing, and they probably would rather you didn’t call, anyway. They think of you, briefly – one says “did you call him?” The other says “no, […]

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Moody ’80s Synth Scores

Repost from old blog, 1/20/2009 …are my favorite. Secret Admirer (Jan Hammer) sex, lies, and videotape (Cliff Martinez) Heathers (David Newman) Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael (Thomas Newman)Thomas Newman – Several Letters

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Porn Writing

Pornography, from the Greek, means literally ‘whore writing.’ You know you are a whore and you write about it. This differs from other literary careers in which you may write for years before you discover you are whore. –Lars Eighner

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