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Meet Tom

This is Tom Frye. He’s straight and married. He’s pissed because one of the two openly-homosexual men in his town has shown up on his doorstep in the middle of the night. He’s a homophobe, but the funny thing is, he really enjoys taking it up the ass.  Strange. In other news HOLY SHIT MICHAEL […]

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Old Joy

Repost from old blog, 4/20/2008God, how stupid is this? While wasting a perfectly good half-hour browsing user reviews on Netflix, I became troubled by all the negative reactions to the 2006 film “Old Joy,” which was one of the best movies I saw that year. I was compelled to write my own review, but when […]

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Kickstarter Love & Wrap-up

What can I say about Kickstarter and my awesome backers that I haven’t said already? Nuffin. I recently sent out my rewards (aside from the book itself, which is coming out God-knows-when), and hopefully everybody has gotten them by now (and if you haven’t you should maybe let me know). So I just wanted to […]

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Sister’s Boyfriend Redux

Joe Gage showed me this clip a couple of years ago, a deleted scene from Cameron Crowe’s “Almost Famous,” and I’ve finally discovered it online. I remember the ending being drawn out a bit more, with more attention being drawn to the boyfriend’s mysterious hand motion, and extended eye contact between them…but maybe I just […]

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Young Dennis Quaid

Okay, sure, I re-watched Dreamscape on Netflix for pretty much the sole reason of reviewing this memorable shot of a young Dennis Quaid in bikinis that rival the size and purposelessness of Ripley’s. But it’s actually a pretty good movie with some fantastic imagery, amusing performances (wherefore art thou, David Patrick Kelly?), an inspired score […]

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First Time Taking Acid

Repost from old blog, 3/28/2008I remember feeling unready. It was my senior year of high school, many of my out-of-town friends had tripped, and they announced that they were coming into town in a few hours, bringing blotter, and we were all going to trip together. N– had the house to herself that night, a […]

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