Disclaimer: This story is NOT true, and in no way does it reflect or question the sexuality of the real people it fictionalizes. All elements are strictly a figment of the author's rich and seedy fantasy life.
WARNING: This is a self-indulgent erotic fantasy about former Pittsburgh Steeler’s coach Bill Cowher.
I started to relish the idea of spending the week in the country, alone in my parent’s house. I had a big bag of some good weed, and some books to pass the time. I’d figured I’d be shit out of luck as far as getting some dick was concerned; little did I know…
DISCLAIMER: This story is fiction and is not intended to imply anything about the true sexuality of the celebrities mentioned or any personal knowledge about their private lives. All characters copyright NBC Enterprises, Inc & James E. Reilly (who was, R.I.P., a fucking genius). All rights reserved. Fake sex. Read the Harper Collins book, Hidden Passions.
My first published story on the Nifty Archive. This story provided the dialogue for the “groom/father-of-the-bride” scene in Joe Gage’s 2006 film “Lifeguard.”