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Porn Poetry

I became so enamored of this scene tonight that I wrote a poem about it. Watch it first then read on if you dare. They’ve Done This Before by Natty Soltesz They watch straight porn (you can tell from the girl-moan sounds) I prefer to imagine they know each other – friends, frat bros, roommates […]

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‘691’ on Nifty

The first chapter of ‘691 Suburban Dr’ is available on Nifty. I’m going to be publishing one chapter a week on Nifty and in a few months the whole book will be there. It’s like the opposite of what I usually do – taking the stuff I’ve previously published on Nifty and packaging it as […]

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An Appreciation of Hairless Men

This is rather Pittsburgh-centric as it was originally published in the April 2013 issue of Queerburgher. Just know that Shadyside = Chelsea = West Hollywood = anyplace upper class and queer). I went to the Jeff Mangum show in Oakland a few weeks back. It was real good. There were lots of dudes there, and […]

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The Return of Sebastian Wallace

UPDATE: As Rob G. notes in the comments, further chapters are available at Men on the Net. If you read my stories, you’ve probably also read – and jacked off to – one or two of Sebastian Wallace’s stories. I’ve been a fan of his for quite some time and probably stole a few literary […]

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Might

I wrote the below for a faerie gathering I attended in February, but it might translate to real life. You might have flinched when somebody touched you. You might have wondered, Do they want something from me? You might have looked at beautiful men and collapsed under the weight of your wanting. You might have […]

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This is a Post In Which I Brag About My Accomplishments

…because this is my website and I can, also because I never brag and it feels good. Sometimes I look at the subheading at the top of this website and think “I’ve been doing this for three years past a decade? WTF was I doing that whole time and why do I still feel like […]

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691 Suburban Dr – Buy It

Hi! ‘691 Suburban Dr’ – my sequel to ‘428 College St’ – is available for purchase over at the Queer Young Cowboys store. Hope you like it! Oh and if you prefer to order directly from Amazon you can do that right here.

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691 Suburban Dr – An Excerpt

Argh, sorry it’s taking me so long to get ‘691 Suburban Dr’ (my eleven-years-after-the-fact sequel to ‘428 College St’) up for sale. What can I say? I’m lazy, or busy, or something. At any rate it should only be a matter of days at this point. In addition to being available on Amazon it will […]

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Cut Copy Story

I have not been able to stop listening to Cut Copy‘s 2011 album Zonoscope. A couple weekends ago a friend invited me on a hike, so me and three other guys drove an hour or so outside the city and through a small Pennsylvania town which is all ripped up by fracking. We found a dirt […]

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