Thanks Mark Simpson
Men bonding.
Mark Simpson, the seriously entertaining writer who coined the term metrosexual and wrote the book on Morrissey (and is – please forgive me – a hot piece of ass), wrote this great analysis of my MM4W Craigslist post:
Now, there’s nothing wrong with a couple of buddies wanting to re-enact the gang-bang, several-outsized-penises-pester-one-pussy porn that is so popular with straight men these days. It doesn’t mean they’re gay. It doesn’t even mean that they’re particularly bisexual. It just means that, like most men, they’re rather keen on cocks.
But the hysterical lengths men still feel they have to go to to refute any of ‘that creepy stuff’ – even as they spitroast or DP an obliging lady together, admiring each other’s sweating, flexing muscles, is a bit sad. If understandable. Because of course, if you’re male and ‘touch one another’, even just once, then you are GAY!!!!! Forever. Whereas if you’re female and touch one another you’re… HOT!!!!!
I appreciate Simpson taking the time to parse the psychological intricacies of horny Craigslist users. One of the advantages of being a porno fiction writer is that I don’t have to analyze the things that give me boner, but that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy it when somebody else does. There’s so much good writing and linkage on Simpson’s blog that all I can do is encourage you to check it out, however I particularly enjoy his piece (one in a series) about the website Active Duty.
For those who’ve found my site through Simpson’s blog I’m reposting my other Craigslist compilation below, and if I may, would like to direct you to some of the fine, sexually ambiguous & dick-loving characters in my porno stories: try Bradley Gets Fucked or Act Now.
4 Comments
Feb 24, 2010 @ 17:39:11
Thank you for this rare image of collegiate fellowship — one frat boy drinking an ass shot off of another! I had to copy it for my stroke file. Now really, how much gayer can you get? “69” might as well just go ahead and suck “Plaid Boxer”‘s balls. Anyway, it’s a crotch-warming tableau.
As for Active Duty, the guys Dink Flamingo uses in his videos are so unabashedly and disappointingly gay. They are handsome, without a doubt, but obvious homos nonetheless. At least at Military Classified and AWOL Marines you will see young men who BELIEVE themselves to be cunt-lapping straights. They act against their nature, and only out of a desperate need for quick cash! That probably is not the case, but the porn is BETTER because THE PERFORMERS HAVE CONVINCED THEMSELVES OF THEIR HETEROCITY.
Truth be told, all men are queer under optimal conditions, and that’s because dicks are exciting and pussies are not.
Feb 24, 2010 @ 18:34:51
1) Labels are slippery and they bore me.
2) I’d rather see a guy having fun than one acting under duress.
3) Pussies are sexy (just not my bag).
Feb 25, 2010 @ 05:10:44
Exceptions and Clarifications:
1a) Erections too can be slippery and bore you.
2a) A guy can have fun acting out with his head under a duress.
3a) Pussies are sexier seen proximal to some other man’s bag.
Feb 27, 2010 @ 06:56:38
So glad you posted this. Years ago I found his blog and remember liking it, then somehow lost track of it. Thanks.