Hey, man—how’s it hangin? Yeah, you can sit next to me.
That paper for communications class? No, I didn’t do it yet. My girlfriend’ll probably do it for me. Yeah, she’s smart as hell—helps me out all the time. Long as I’m givin’ it to her! You know what I’m talking about.
No, she’s out of town, visiting her parents. So, yeah—no pussy for a couple days. What’re you gonna do.
A down-on-his-luck guy crashes with his old college roommate and repays the favor by fucking him, repeatedly, right under his girlfriend’s nose.
It started out casually. I think. It seemed that way for a while, at least; just something we did for fun, something that didn’t mean anything, a goof, a lark. A secret for sure but that was nothing different for us, we’d always been close, always told each other things we wouldn’t tell anybody else.
Seduced by his best friend’s boyfriend.
- Never Easy (Queer Young Cowboys).
Originally published in
We did another round of shots. Lee asked me, “Have you ever slept with guys as hot as us?”
“You mean not including Joe?” I said.
“Joe’s not as hot as us,” Mike said, lifting up his shirt to expose his cut abs.
“Fuck, I don’t know. I guess not.”
“That’s what we thought,” Lee said. “So…you want to?”
Originally published in Handjobs Magazine.
“Hey Dad,” I said. “How horny are you, like, on a scale of one to ten?” Dad smirked.
“This is gonna sound nuts…”
Originally published in Men magazine.
Two businessmen ride out the financial crisis by riding each other’s cocks.
“If we could do it with each other, that’d be so fucking perfect.”
“Huh?” I said. The comment took me completely off guard. “Make out with each other?”
“Yeah,” Mark said. “Like if one of us was a girl. We could have sex, like, whenever we wanted.”
This story is fiction and isn't meant to imply anything about the real-life people it satirizes.
A story about Stifler from American Pie.
“It’s not like we only do it when we’re drunk anymore. It’s all the time, and I’m sick of pretending like it isn’t.”