Five Good Amateur Porn Scenes

Repost from old blog, 2/11/2007

 

Note: Due to the continuous glut of amateur internet porn this is post is woefully out-of-date.

Amateur “straight guy” porn – the web is overrun with it. You either love it, hate it, or jerk off and never think twice about it.

I find it alternately arousing, annoying, fascinating and frustrating. The guys that produce the stuff almost interest me more than the models themselves. There’s Sean Cody, sucking cock in his prim buttoned-up plaid shirt and pressed khakis; there’s Doug & Jay, looking stoned out of their gourds and having sloppy sex with trashy models who look just as if not more stoned; and then there’s the world of Straight College Men.com, possibly the most obnoxious site out there, with its insufferable, panty-voiced director fawning and wetting himself over his models, none of whom ever miss an opportunity to express their heterosexuality, even when they’re fucking each other in the ass.

But these sites interest me much more than studio-produced porn, nowadays, because there seems to be more room for fantasizing in them. The models carry a lot of embellished backstory, much more than the typical “character” played by a porn star allows. We get a chance to imagine what the amateur porn model’s life might be off camera. We can envision them being pulled off the street, away from girlfriends and jobs.

I realized recently that I get a lot of my best ideas for porn stories from these sites. There’s a lot going on in them, and I’m less interested in what’s “true” than in what is presented to me and what I can’t see.

So here are five of my favorite amateur porn scenes.

Amateur Straight Guys – “Nate and Vance”
Two visibly drunk guys have sex. Not much to that, but there’s something refreshing about how much delight they take in it. It’s all about Vance’s dialogue in this one: to him, apparently, fucking each other in the ass is just what “bros” do, nothin queer about that.

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Sean Cody – “Blowing Brock”
It’s all about that ass. The guy – huge, dumb as a bag of rocks, little dick – but with this huge, hairy, amazing ass. He gets up on the bed, spreads it wide open, and whaddya know – there’s a fag waiting on the other end of the bed, and he just buries his face inside that thing and has at it. And the big boy LOVES it – he can’t help himself, he’s a fucking hulk, a dumb animal – he’s not wired to think about things, only to respond to external stimulus as best he can. I rarely play this clip past the first five minutes. It’s all about that ass.

Bukbuddies
Here I’m singling out an entire site, and not a particular scene, because I think this is one of the best, undervalued amateur-model sites out there. The photography is perfect – even better than Sean Cody’s impeccably-lit scenes. And the guys are totally hot – not too smooth and perfect, kind of masculine, just trashy enough. I love that they serve all kinds of different fetishists here (feet, stuffed animals) without it getting in the way of my vanilla tastes. Here are some of my favorite guys.

Sean Cody – “Dominic & Andy”
Jesus I love this scene. Dominic just kills me- those sideburns, that short, muscled, padded body, that smooth tubular dick – and most of all, that fucking ass. It’s a thing of beauty – the cleft deep and pink, his asshole smooth and clean. And he seems like such a cool dude, who’s just out to have a good time. He smiles through the whole thing, he takes his partner’s dick out and gives it a stroke or two. At one point, he seems like he’s willing to kiss his partner, but his partner defers and you wonder, why? I have such a crush on Dominic. It’s terrible.

Straight College Men – “Sonny and Caleb”
Wouldn’t you know, the most annoying site out there has the scene that rates highest on my list. Maybe it’s because of the frustration I feel with most of the videos on that site, that this one stands out, that all of the missed opportunities in the other videos are redeemed here. This is a great scene in spite of how it was produced.
This site always operates on the premise that its models are only doing it for the money. But Sonny and Caleb obviously enjoy having sex with each other – and each of them visibly want more. So the director of the site keeps trying to sabotage it. He continually interrupts what they are doing, trying to reassure them that they are acting, when they clearly aren’t. You want to scream at him – “Shut the fuck up and leave them ALONE!”
“Boy, you guys are real troopers,” he says in his horrid whiny voice, and the guys are forced to retreat, to pretend like they hate what they are doing. The enthusiasm, though, can’t help but come through.
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Other thoughts on other sites:

Corbin Fisher:
I occasionally jerk off to this site, but the models are way too white-bread, and more importantly – they act too much. “Oooh, oooh yeah baby, fuck my hole. Oooh oooh,” they coo, and you know in their head they’re thinking “I’m such a fucking porn star.” They never let their guard down. When they fuck it’s always too hard, and the bottom’s cock is too soft. It bores me.

Jake Cruise:
Man, that Jake Cruise sure is a stud. I’ve read strong opinions about this site, from people who can’t understand why you would want to pay to watch a fat, balding guy have sex with hot guys. Well, Jake Cruise is like the narrator of the stories – you put yourself in his place. And he definitely gets some hot guys – but mostly they’re of the foreign, monosyllabic quality. Which is fine, every once in a while.

Randy Blue:
This site bores me as well. There is nothing unique about it, so far as I can tell. The guys are hot, but in this bland way. That said, a friend let me use his subscription for it and I used to jerk off to it a lot. It came in handy, but that’s about all I can say for it.

CircleJerkBoys.com & MenOver30.com:
I thoroughly enjoy both of these sites, and the only reason I didn’t include any of these scenes on my list, probably, is that I wasn’t able to download them when I had a subscription so I kind of forgot about it. I love that they always use the same, butt-ugly polka-dotted futon. There’s a good mix of trashy and clean-cut guys, some of whom seem to be enjoying themselves.