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The Doghouse

I’ve got a story in this month’s issue of Handjobs magazine: “The Doghouse.” In a jealous fit, Mom tossed Dad out of the house and would have a fit if his son found out where he was. But son can’t stay away from Dad and finds him holed up in a motel room. Dad is […]

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God Bless Ebert

I have neglected poor little Nuts, Zoe’s Boston terrier. Nuts follows her everywhere, and whenever he gets a closeup, he barks appropriately, as if he understands what is said.  When was the last time in a movie where somebody said something, and there was a cut to a dog who barked, and you thought, “That’s […]

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The Railroad Yard

Repost from old blog, 2/18/2008At age ten I encounter my first porno magazine. I’ve been riding bikes with John M—, a fellow paperboy. He’s a year younger than me, kind of a runt. He’s not really a friend. “Didja ever see a Playboy?” he asks, and I say no. We bike to the railroad yard, […]

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Three Days

It’s been three days. Tonight I reached my Kickstarter goal thanks to YOU. In conclusion: Holy Fucking Shit. It’s a brave new world out there for artists on the internet. Shit’s real, yo.

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My Internet Debut

Here’s another view of my Kickstarter video.  My backers have brought me more than halfway toward my goal after only a few days.  How crazy is that?  I’m burbling over with gratitude.

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Depression in Book Form

Repost from old blog, 9/29/2007A few years ago, during one of my frequent identity crises as a writer, I somehow got the idea that I would be good at writing greeting cards. So I decided to purchase a book about freelance writing for greeting card companies. That book was called…Freelance Writing for Greeting Card Companies, […]

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Five Great Porn Scenes

Repost from old blog, 12/7/2006 Because I write porno fiction it should come as no surprise that, regarding porno movies, I value story and scene over anything else. I need believable characters – strong archetypes. I need creative dialogue – no matter how cheesy. Most of all, I need a hot situation, something I can […]

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