alcohol

Cooked

When the sweet, straight back-of-the-house cook turns out to be only somewhat sweet and definitely not straight, he gives waiter Jimmy more than he bargained for one drunken night after their restaurant shift.

College Dive Bar, 1 AM

Hey, man—how’s it hangin? Yeah, you can sit next to me.

That paper for communications class? No, I didn’t do it yet. My girlfriend’ll probably do it for me. Yeah, she’s smart as hell—helps me out all the time. Long as I’m givin’ it to her! You know what I’m talking about.

No, she’s out of town, visiting her parents. So, yeah—no pussy for a couple days. What’re you gonna do.

My Boyfriend’s Horny Brothers

We did another round of shots. Lee asked me, “Have you ever slept with guys as hot as us?”

“You mean not including Joe?” I said.

“Joe’s not as hot as us,” Mike said, lifting up his shirt to expose his cut abs.

“Fuck, I don’t know. I guess not.”

“That’s what we thought,” Lee said. “So…you want to?”

Filling In

Nate lives with his parents in his boring small town. Thankfully his brother’s best friend returns from California to spice things up.