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New Story Alert!

How many pizza guy stories have I written? Maybe only this one? I honestly don’t have a clue, but it seems like I should have written at least a few by this point in my life. At any rate, check out Meat Lovers, which was originally published in the Bruno Gmunder anthology Hired Hands.

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Favorite Movies in 2015

I think the word that ties the following four movies together is “insidious.” (Incidentally, there was an “Insidious 3” that came out this year, but I didn’t see it (the first one sucked)). They get under your skin and feel like they could be, in time, deemed cult classics if not outright classics. ‘The Nightmare‘ – […]

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New Story Alert!

  Hey! This one’s a true story, by which I mean it really happened to me. Read it now on BUTT Magazine’s web site

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Condom, No Condom

A couple of weeks ago I started writing what was supposed to be a quick n dirty scenario caption to BR0B8, my porn caption Tumblr. It was this muscle-guy condom-to-bareback fantasy, and it wound up turning me on so much I swear I jerked off twice before I finished writing it. I can’t remember the […]

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I Took a Trip

Hey. So I did a reading in San Francisco for the RADAR reading series. It went pretty well! I don’t think it was really “my crowd,” in the sense that what I was reading was a little different than what the other performers were reading, but I got some good reactions. The other performers were […]

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I’ll Be Reading in San Francisco Next Tuesday

I am traveling to San Francisco! Come see me read and then take me out for a drink. /// RADAR Productions Presents: November Queer Reading Series at the San Francisco Library /// Tuesday, November 10, 2015 San Francisco Public Library 100 Larkin Street Latino/Hispanic Room (basement level) 6PM ==FREE== Hosted by Juliana Delgado Lopera Reading […]

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New Story Alert!

New story alert! This is the titular story from my recently-published collection of college bro dude erotica, College Dive Bar, 1 AM, available! now! from Go Deeper Press (or Amazon if yer dumb). This was originally published in a Cleis Press anthology that I won’t bother mentioning. Cleis Press blocked me on Twitter because I […]

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College Dive Bar, 1 AM

Hey, man—how’s it hangin? Yeah, you can sit next to me.

That paper for communications class? No, I didn’t do it yet. My girlfriend’ll probably do it for me. Yeah, she’s smart as hell—helps me out all the time. Long as I’m givin’ it to her! You know what I’m talking about.

No, she’s out of town, visiting her parents. So, yeah—no pussy for a couple days. What’re you gonna do.