straight(ish) guys

My Boyfriend’s Horny Brothers

We did another round of shots. Lee asked me, “Have you ever slept with guys as hot as us?”

“You mean not including Joe?” I said.

“Joe’s not as hot as us,” Mike said, lifting up his shirt to expose his cut abs.

“Fuck, I don’t know. I guess not.”

“That’s what we thought,” Lee said. “So…you want to?”


“If we could do it with each other, that’d be so fucking perfect.”

“Huh?” I said. The comment took me completely off guard. “Make out with each other?”

“Yeah,” Mark said. “Like if one of us was a girl. We could have sex, like, whenever we wanted.”

Donnie’s Dick

A married man takes a walk on the wild side when his brother-in-law comes to town.