straight(ish) guys

Cooked

When the sweet, straight back-of-the-house cook turns out to be only somewhat sweet and definitely not straight, he gives waiter Jimmy more than he bargained for one drunken night after their restaurant shift.

College Dive Bar, 1 AM

Hey, man—how’s it hangin? Yeah, you can sit next to me.

That paper for communications class? No, I didn’t do it yet. My girlfriend’ll probably do it for me. Yeah, she’s smart as hell—helps me out all the time. Long as I’m givin’ it to her! You know what I’m talking about.

No, she’s out of town, visiting her parents. So, yeah—no pussy for a couple days. What’re you gonna do.