posts tagged ‘almost porn’
Mighty Flame
Repost from old blog, 6/17/2007
I don’t think I’ve ever offended my boyfriend in quite the same way as when I confessed to him my attraction to this cartoon propane tank (above). He’s just my type – a short, stacked little tank of a dude. You can see him flaunting his decidedly sexy arms and legs at your local Sunoco gas station. (more…)
Story Subgenre Poll Results
Looks like it’s straight guys after all. Sigh. Don’t I write enough of those already? Well, at least it’s gonna be easy to write. I was pulling for the Stifler story myself, guess I’ll have to make do with this, as always:
CL GF
Repost from old blog, 1/23/2009
The GF
…is gone
…exists, so you must be DL
…doesn’t go down anyway
…(it’d be cool if you had one)
…just left me for some dude
…broke up with me 5 months ago
…has been cheating on me with my best friend
…is leaving for a week on family vacation
…left me hard
…is away, plus she can’t suck well anyway
…is not cutting it
…works third shift so I’m S.O.L.
…is coming home soon, so hurry!
…got fucked for 2 hours this morning…BUT…
…wants to get married?
… — I love licking her pussy, so…
NO DUDES!!!
Repost from old blog, 2/14/2009
3 Dicks, 1 Pussy
Basketball Studs
Probably the 2 Best Looking Dudes You’ll See on This Site
Not Gay…Not Gay…We Don’t Touch Each Other… [note baby in background]
Father & Son #1
Father & Son #2
Father & Son #3
Means for Us Sex is a Way of Art…
Just 2 Hot Hung Guys
Ready to Fuck
We Are Shaved Fully and Expect the Same
College Student and Teacher
"Rim Job"
Repost from old blog, 11/21/08

“Really only looking for a nice, long wet rim job”
“I MIGHT TRAVEL IF YOU PROMISE TO EAT MY ASS TILL I PASS OUT”
“Not really looking to get penetrated”
“If you care what I look like, we’re NOT a match”
And presenting the lost love of my life: Rim Guy




