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Serious Business: Cock Measuring Edition

In this video some rugby boys who obviously have no idea how to measure their cocks are taught to do so in the proper fashion by a not-entirely-creepy/sorta-sexy doctor because knowing your cock size is important blah blah potential psychological condition blah blah interest of public health.  It’s fucking weird, and well worth the (admittedly annoying) […]

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Mighty Flame

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Repost from old blog, 6/17/2007 I don’t think I’ve ever offended my boyfriend in quite the same way as when I confessed to him my attraction to this cartoon propane tank (above).  He’s just my type – a short, stacked little tank of a dude.  You can see him flaunting his decidedly sexy arms and […]

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Story Subgenre Poll Results

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Looks like it’s straight guys after all. Sigh. Don’t I write enough of those already? Well, at least it’s gonna be easy to write. I was pulling for the Stifler story myself, guess I’ll have to make do with this, as always:

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CL GF

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Repost from old blog, 1/23/2009The GF …is gone …exists, so you must be DL …doesn’t go down anyway …(it’d be cool if you had one) …just left me for some dude …broke up with me 5 months ago …has been cheating on me with my best friend …is leaving for a week on family vacation […]

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NO DUDES!!!

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Repost from old blog, 2/14/20093 Dicks, 1 Pussy Basketball Studs Probably the 2 Best Looking Dudes You’ll See on This Site Not Gay…Not Gay…We Don’t Touch Each Other… [note baby in background] Father & Son #1 Father & Son #2 Father & Son #3 Means for Us Sex is a Way of Art… Just 2 […]

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“Rim Job”

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Repost from old blog, 11/21/08 “Really only looking for a nice, long wet rim job” “Clean shaven face” “eat me out until I explode” “Yo” “I MIGHT TRAVEL IF YOU PROMISE TO EAT MY ASS TILL I PASS OUT” “Can’t get this at home” “Not really looking to get penetrated” “If you care what I […]

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