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Coping with Incest

Repost from old blog, 11/25/2006 Incest is so fucking hot! Well, in theory, anyway. In actuality incest is pretty sad and pathetic, but that doesn’t stop it from being “one of the big players in our theater of desires,” to quote Alan Moore (who deftly dissected the incest fantasy in his fantastic graphic novel “Lost […]

Getting Pumped

Repost from old blog, 5/14/2008If you enjoy my porno stories, I strongly suggest you just click on over and listen to this before reading any further. I heard this bit years ago on the Stern show and again tonight. Then I spent my evening trying to track it down, which I finally did (further proof […]

BroJob: The Post

Ever hear of a Brojob?: Think about this scenario. Imagine you’re having a boy’s night out at a friend’s apartment. Playing some poker, shooting the sh!t, all of that. Pop in a movie, have some beers, you know the drill. Now the night is getting to that point where everyone’s just completely chilled out, not […]

Sister’s Boyfriend Redux

Joe Gage showed me this clip a couple of years ago, a deleted scene from Cameron Crowe’s “Almost Famous,” and I’ve finally discovered it online. I remember the ending being drawn out a bit more, with more attention being drawn to the boyfriend’s mysterious hand motion, and extended eye contact between them…but maybe I just […]

Young Dennis Quaid

Okay, sure, I re-watched Dreamscape on Netflix for pretty much the sole reason of reviewing this memorable shot of a young Dennis Quaid in bikinis that rival the size and purposelessness of Ripley’s. But it’s actually a pretty good movie with some fantastic imagery, amusing performances (wherefore art thou, David Patrick Kelly?), an inspired score […]

Pretending to be Gay is Totally Hilarious!

Repost from old blog, 1/17/2009