“Hey Dad,” I said. “How horny are you, like, on a scale of one to ten?” Dad smirked.

“Why’s that?”

“This is gonna sound nuts…”

Two businessmen ride out the financial crisis by riding each other’s cocks.

“If we could do it with each other, that’d be so fucking perfect.”

“Huh?” I said. The comment took me completely off guard. “Make out with each other?”

“Yeah,” Mark said. “Like if one of us was a girl. We could have sex, like, whenever we wanted.”

A story about Stifler from American Pie.

“It’s not like we only do it when we’re drunk anymore. It’s all the time, and I’m sick of pretending like it isn’t.”

“Does Trish suck your cock?” I said.
“Sometimes,” Joey said.
“Does she suck it as good as me?”

Two buddies carry out an unscientific test of anal abilities.

A married man takes a walk on the wild side when his brother-in-law comes to town.

What does a guy have to do to get that sexy, streamlined look that will make him an object of desire for the ladies and the envy of his frat brothers? Read on to find out…

I’m the type of guy who’d do anything for his buds…