“Hey Dad,” I said. “How horny are you, like, on a scale of one to ten?” Dad smirked.

“Why’s that?”

“This is gonna sound nuts…”

A story about Stifler from American Pie.

I’m the type of guy who’d do anything for his buds…

Nate lives with his parents in his boring small town. Thankfully his brother’s best friend returns from California to spice things up.

A cocky frat boy gets more than he bargained for at the annual alumni retreat.

“Yeah, guys are easier,” I said. “But you’re attracted to girls, so…poor you.” Chris shrugged – it was true. “Still, you managed to get off that one time with me.”

He rolled his head back, looking at the ceiling. “I would eat pussy all day if I could. Any pussy, it wouldn’t matter.” He looked at me. His fingers brushed the growing bulge in his briefs. “Girls tell me that I have a very nice dick.”

“So we liked jacking off with each other, that doesn’t mean we don’t like girls,” Neil philosophized as we laid by the pool.

Straight dudes share some tough and tender moments.

…stays in Vegas. Pretty much.