Your Lame-Ass Friday Nifty Experience
“Lay back and lift up your legs,” I said. I think he knew what I was going to do. “I’m gonna stick this beer bottle up your ass,” I said, just in case he didn’t. Read Beer Bottle by Bacteriaburger
0 Comments“Lay back and lift up your legs,” I said. I think he knew what I was going to do. “I’m gonna stick this beer bottle up your ass,” I said, just in case he didn’t. Read Beer Bottle by Bacteriaburger
0 CommentsHey there, more later about what an absolute shit pile my life has been these past couple weeks, but first something good: my friend/colleague Johnny Murdoc recently released the latest issue of his zine, except this time it’s a real book. I wrote an introduction for it, so you should definitely get it and tell […]
0 Comments“Come on, I always wanted to ask you. You watched me, didn’t you?” “Look, it was a long time ago and I…” “Vincent…” he said sternly. I laughed. “Dad, what do you want me to say?” “Just tell me the truth; you’re a grown ass man now, what am I gonna do, take you over my […]
1 CommentToday I thought this guy was totally cruising me from across the lobby at my allergy clinic but then I realized it was the cover of this magazine.
1 CommentJon Raymond is an Oregon-based writer you should get to know and appreciate. He’s published a novel, which I haven’t read, and a short story collection, Livability, which I highly recommend. He’s most well known from his collaborations with the filmmaker Kelly Reichardt, in fact two stories from Livability were made into films directed by […]
0 Comments“I don’t think I could ever do it.” said Chris, adding, “But I might let somebody do it to me.” He looked at my direction pointedly. I blushed. It’s funny how probably the majority of the Nifty stories I feature here could just as easily have been written by me as by their respective authors. […]
0 CommentsI know this blog is shit lately, and I apologize. I don’t have any fucking time in my life these days. I’m working two jobs (one is at the porn store, which should provide for some good stories on down the line) and I just moved to a new apartment. Bear with me.
3 CommentsRepost from old blog, 10/9/2006 “In countries like the U.S. and Great Britain, we exist in a wholly sexualized culture, where everything from cars to snack food are sold with a healthy slathering of sex to make them more commercially appealing. But if you’re using sex to sell sneakers, then you’re not just selling sneakers, […]
0 CommentsSo anyway, here it was, Jerry’s last night as a single male. As soon as we had realized he was going to be spending that night with me, we both just grinned at each other and did the jacking hand motion. We didn’t even have to say it. There was no question about what we were going […]
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