New Story Alert!
For you: Stifler’d, a story that depicts Seann William Scott as the voracious, bossy bottom we all know hope he is while presenting an examination of post-9/11 American ennui. Never say I don’t give you your money’s worth around here. (What money, you ask? That’s up to you.)
But seriously, I had a great time writing this – thanks to all who voted and hope you enjoy.





8 Responses to “New Story Alert!”
August 30th, 2010, 2:42 am
It’s eerily convincing. I can hear Scott’s rascally bro whine and Klein’s dumb befuddlement in the words. What poignant cultural context at the end, I am floored bro.
August 30th, 2010, 6:18 am
Wow, Rob, thanks! I was really trying to get the voices right so that means a lot!
September 2nd, 2010, 8:14 pm
FYI, dude. I clicked on your “That’s up to you” link and it failed. Fix!
September 2nd, 2010, 8:16 pm
P.S. I am absolutely horrified and awed by how realistic this story is.
September 2nd, 2010, 9:24 pm
Thanks, Sera. D’oh!
September 6th, 2010, 7:32 pm
Honestly? I expected a scene to unfold from the first Pie where he drank the beer with the cum in it. It’s always been in the back of my head that a story was there for what if he liked the taste. Anywho, what I got was surprising and very, very good.
September 7th, 2010, 4:00 am
Steve, there’s such a wealth of homoerotic Stifler behavior to choose from but in the end I had to go with where my imagination took me (and, for me, the key homoerotic SWS scene is the one in “Road Trip” where he gets fingered by the nurse, which I referenced). Glad you liked it!
November 7th, 2010, 4:35 am
Where’s your Facebook Page ? Have you taken it off ?
I’m still concerned about Reggie the cat ? and you ofcourse !Stu x
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