haha i love this shit as much as i find it patronizing. by the way, i read adult and the opera house. i found them titillating and they also made me feel melancholy. great work. can’t wait to see my name near yours in ‘boy crazy’!
Nat – The thing about straight guys I don’t get is they’re always doing homoerotic shit with each other. A guy falls asleep and his friends put their dicks on his face; a guy joins a fraternity and they haze him by shoving a broomstick up his ass. Yet when they come into contact with a gay guy they freak out.
I just don’t understand why they can’t get over themselves and experiment with each other for the experience that they so desperately desire. It’s truly one of the things in this world that drive me insane.
5 Responses to “Pretending to be Gay is Totally Hilarious!”
January 18th, 2009, 10:19 pm
haha i love this shit as much as i find it patronizing. by the way, i read adult and the opera house. i found them titillating and they also made me feel melancholy. great work. can’t wait to see my name near yours in ‘boy crazy’!
~ wolfshammy
January 18th, 2009, 11:17 pm
I just saw the one with the two students on The Soup. I lol’d both times.
Straight guys are fucked up.
January 19th, 2009, 9:22 am
R. Wolfsham – Yes, hot and patronizing, for sure. Glad you liked those stories! Thanks!
David – Who knows what evil lurks in the minds of “straight” guys but as long as they keep getting naked for laffs I’m fine.
January 20th, 2009, 2:32 am
Nat – The thing about straight guys I don’t get is they’re always doing homoerotic shit with each other. A guy falls asleep and his friends put their dicks on his face; a guy joins a fraternity and they haze him by shoving a broomstick up his ass. Yet when they come into contact with a gay guy they freak out.
I just don’t understand why they can’t get over themselves and experiment with each other for the experience that they so desperately desire. It’s truly one of the things in this world that drive me insane.
May 14th, 2010, 2:33 pm
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