subscribe: Story Subgenre Poll Results
Looks like it’s straight guys after all. Sigh. Don’t I write enough of those already? Well, at least it’s gonna be easy to write. I was pulling for the Stifler story myself, guess I’ll have to make do with this, as always:
11 Responses to “Story Subgenre Poll Results”
March 11th, 2010, 2:24 pm
One of my favourite movie scenes of all time. The acting is so convincing – I wonder if Mr Scott is a follower of the Method School?
March 11th, 2010, 2:56 pm
I hope so Mark. It would add a new dimension to the scenes from his oeuvre in which he drinks cum, receives a golden shower, and tongue kisses Ashton Kutcher.
March 11th, 2010, 7:35 pm
Can’t help it, there are so few that can write the straight genre well, we’re not letting you go! (But, I have no doubt, other genres will continue to be equally well received.)
March 11th, 2010, 8:42 pm
I always thought that infamous scene would have worked better if he had loved the new taste in his beer…
March 14th, 2010, 7:14 pm
fuck ‘em!
i voted for Stifler, too.
March 16th, 2010, 6:16 am
Stifler and Straightish Buds are in my top three with Intergenerational taking the top spot.
But I’m happy either way. Ha.
March 19th, 2010, 4:45 pm
I missed some of those other scenes from Scott’s oeuvre! Did he tongue-kiss Ashton Kutcher after he drank the cum?
Or is that being held back for the sequel?
March 19th, 2010, 6:49 pm
Mark, the kiss with Ashton from “Dude Where’s My Car” is a must-see. In fact, that whole movie has tons of weird subtext just waiting for your analysis.
From what I can remember, Seann’s cum eating scene is from American Pie 1, the golden shower scene is from American Pie 2, and the salami-riding scene has yet to be written…
March 26th, 2010, 9:49 pm
Ah yes, I remember it now, thanks to your trusty YouTube link which brought it all flooding back – the way they freak out the two ugly chicks in the muscle car at the lights!
I haven’t seen that movie since it came out and forgot it starred a criminally young Ashton and Seann. Now I know why I enjoyed it.
Doesn’t Ashton star in a later movie as a youth who triest to give up wanking for lent? Basically we spend the whole movie waiting for him to drown someone in semen. There’s a film that is beyond analysis.
March 27th, 2010, 7:10 pm
I have to say I’m not well versed when it comes to Ashton’s oeuvre. He’s lacking the “take all comers” aspect that Seann William Scott has in spades. In college I took a class called Masculinity and Film and I wrote my final paper on Scott. I’d post it here if I didn’t feel I’d be utterly embarrassing myself in the face of your nimble intellect, Mr. Simpson.
Side story: I went to New York a few years back to meet with Joe Gage for the first time. While I traveled to his house in Long Island, my bf stayed behind in the city and saw the sights, including one celebrity: Seann Motherfucking William Scott, walking around in jeans with some girl/beard. I was genuinely jealous.
March 28th, 2010, 6:37 am
I’d love to read your stalker paper on Scott. I’ve always found his filmic persona intriguing. He’s both the ‘dude’ and the ‘fag’ – one of the guys and yet not; phallic and yet contstantly violated. Although in American Pie this might have something to do with the fact he’s not as bourgeois and sad as the other more ‘likable’ characters, I think he points up something about American masculinity. And how to jump it.
Oh, and don’t worry about my ‘nimble intellect’ – as you can tell from this post, I’m just a heavy breather these days.
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